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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, November 20th, 2017

A pair of martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a cemetary," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from London."

Here are some random jokes

Humorous Famous Books
Stay out of sight by Lei Lo

Located in the Humorous Famous Books section
Jokes about Animals
When her favorite bull was accidentally shot, the cow rationalized the situation by thinking that to err is human, but to forgive, bovine.

Located in the Jokes about Animals section
Jokes about Animals
The three bears sit down at the breakfast table. Baby bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?"
Daddy bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?"
And mommy bear screams, "do we have to go through this every single morning? I haven't made the porridge yet."

Located in the Jokes about Animals section
Jokes about Vampires
Where does Count Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.

Located in the Jokes about Vampires section
Humorous Insults
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

Located in the Humorous Insults section
Vacation Jokes
A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China.
"Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."

Located in the Vacation Jokes section
Humorous Famous Books
Don't Do It by Yul B. Sawry

Located in the Humorous Famous Books section
Jokes about Restaurants and Food
Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Yes sir, we serve anybody.

Located in the Jokes about Restaurants and Food section
What Has Jokes
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin.

Located in the What Has Jokes section
Humorous Definitions
A truant - A real insect

Located in the Humorous Definitions section