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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, September 26th, 2017

Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.

Here are some random jokes

What Do Jokes
What do you call someone who can chop down sixty trees everyday?
A good feller.

Located in the What Do Jokes section
What Do Jokes
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

Located in the What Do Jokes section
Jokes about Marriage
Wife: Shall I give that tramp one of thse cakes that I just baked?
Husband: Why, what harm has he ever done us?

Located in the Jokes about Marriage section
Jokes about Children
Mummy, mummy, are your hands so soft and lovely because of the washing-up liquid that you use?
No darling, I don't use washing-up liquid. My hands are soft and lovely because the servants do the all the housework.

Located in the Jokes about Children section
Jokes about Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
The lawyer charges more.

Located in the Jokes about Lawyers section
Your Mama Jokes
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store!

Located in the Your Mama Jokes section
Humorous Famous Books
Winter Driving Tips by I. C. Rhodes

Located in the Humorous Famous Books section
Humorous Insults
He's a gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Located in the Humorous Insults section
What Do Jokes
What do you call a woman who likes to cook in her garden?
Barbie.

Located in the What Do Jokes section
British Humour
Tourist: What's the name of that river?
Local: Wye, sir.
Tourist: Because I want to know.

Located in the British Humour section