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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, December 12th, 2017

What do you call a man who only works on the perfume counter of the department store at Christmas time?
Frank in scents.

Here are some random jokes

What Is Jokes
What is shaped like a bell and climbs up the side of the Empire State Building in New York?
King Bong.

Located in the What Is Jokes section
Humorous Famous Books
Me and my Wife by Ian Shee

Located in the Humorous Famous Books section
Police Jokes
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You are under a vest.

Located in the Police Jokes section
Jokes about Old Age
Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

Located in the Jokes about Old Age section
Childrens Jokes
Who wears a cowboy hat and lives under the water?
Billy the squid.

Located in the Childrens Jokes section
Office Jokes
Pride, commitment, teamwork - just some of the words we use to get you to work for free.

Located in the Office Jokes section
Jokes about Car Drivers
A man in his 40's bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Merecedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 110.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

Located in the Jokes about Car Drivers section
Humorous Car Bumper Stickers
Horn broken, watch for finger.

Located in the Humorous Car Bumper Stickers section
Jokes about Old Age
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

Located in the Jokes about Old Age section
Humorous Insults
He has a teflon brain (nothing sticks).

Located in the Humorous Insults section