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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, July 22nd, 2017

What did one maths book say to the other maths book?
Boy, do I have problems.

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Jokes about Marriage
One Cup Final day a massive group of football supporters is approaching Wembley Stadium when a funeral procession slowly goes past. Seeing this, one bloke takes his hat off and stands motionless for a moment before walking on. "That was a nice thing to do," said the man next to him.
"Well," said the bloke, "she was a good wife to me."

Located in the Jokes about Marriage section
American Humor
You know you live in a small town when :
Even a 4 year old can tear the phone book in half.
You turn on your oven, and the street lights dim.
Everyone reads the newspaper to see if the reporter got it right.
The water tower is made by Dixie Cup.
The "Welcome To" and "Thanks For Visiting" signs are mounted on the same pole.
Everyones phone number has only 1 digit.
The only traffic light in town is at a cattle crossing.
This years United Way drive netted a record $1.75 in contributions.

Located in the American Humor section
Jokes about Car Drivers
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A volts wagon.

Located in the Jokes about Car Drivers section
Why Do Jokes
Why do firemen wear red braces?
To stop their trousers falling down.

Located in the Why Do Jokes section
Jokes about Old Age
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Located in the Jokes about Old Age section
Did You Hear Jokes
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.

Located in the Did You Hear Jokes section
Humorous Famous Books
The Funeral by Diane B. Buried

Located in the Humorous Famous Books section
Humorous Insults
There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Located in the Humorous Insults section
Miscellaneous Jokes
Watch out for lamp manufacturers - there are a lot of shady characters.

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
What Do Jokes
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

Located in the What Do Jokes section