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What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
What has a bottom at its top?
A leg.
What has a long tongue and walks along the yellow brick road?
The lizard of Oz.
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin.
What has two hands but no arms?
A clock.