Here is our selection of classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes.
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How many brewers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to
the old bulb.
How many emergency room technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to wait forty-five minutes in the waiting room first.
How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like Danzig in the dark.
How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
How many fatalists does it take to change in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.