Here is our selection of jokes especially for children.
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I've got a piece of bone stuck in my throat.
Are you choking?
No, I'm serious.
Do you know what happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.
Which famous painter always had a cold?
Van Cough.
Who wears a cowboy hat and lives under the water?
Billy the squid.
What makes Donald Duck fall over?
Disney spells.
Why did the banana go to hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moovies.
What is a teddy bear's favorite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.