Did You Hear Jokes - 5

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.

Did you hear about the French horn player whose wig fell into his instrument? He spent the rest of the concert blowing his top.

Did you hear about the egg that was in a monastery?
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.

Did you hear about the man who was knocked over by a runaway horse?
He's in a stable condition.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens?
It went bust because it couldn't makes hens meet.

Did you hear about the out of work super hero who took a job looking after books?
Conan the Librarian.

Did you hear about the animal that told little white lies?
He was an amphibian.

Did you hear about that billboard at the side of the road?
It's owned by an old man called Lang. That's why they call it old Lang's sign.

Did you hear about the train driver who decided to leave his job?
He's looking for something along the same lines.

Did you hear that it takes ten sheep to make one sweater?
I didn't even know sheep could knit.