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Did you hear about the man who was so stupid he thought a law suit was a policeman's uniform?
Did you hear the story about the empty glass jar?
Well, there's absolutely nothing in it.
Did you hear about the famous Italian painter who always sat on a block of ice while he painted?
His name was Bottichilli.
Did you hear about the stupid hitch-hiker?
He started his journey before dawn to avoid the traffic.
Did you hear about the woman who wanted to get married to a ghost?
I can't think what must have possessed her.
Did you hear about the dog that was arrested?
He had forgotten to pay his barking ticket.