January 17th, 2024
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.
January 16th, 2024
What do you get if you cross a dog with a transistor radio set?
A golden receiver.
January 15th, 2024
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.
January 14th, 2024
I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.
Did you have it put down?
No, of course not - I had it's teeth sharpened.
January 13th, 2024
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
January 12th, 2024
What did one highland cow say to the other?
Och, aye the moo!
January 18th, 2024
"Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
"Yes sir," said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer.
"Yes sir," said the boy.
"Okay then, how much is 4 + 5 + 7 ?"
"9 sir."
"Excellent, you got the job!"