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Our Featured Clean Joke Archive


On this page you will find todays 'Our Featured Clean Joke' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Featured Clean Joke Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Featured Clean Joke' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Wednesday, December 31st, 1969 to Wednesday, December 31st, 1969.

There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Our Featured Clean Joke for Friday, March 29th, 2024

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry it's only a joke.

March 28th, 2024

Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.

March 27th, 2024

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"

March 26th, 2024

When a man gets married how many wives does he have?
Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.

March 25th, 2024

A tourist went to Portsmouth to see Nelson's flagship HMS Victory. On the tour of the ship, the guide pointed out a raised brass plaque on the deck. "That's where Nelson fell," said the guide.
The tourist was unimpressed. "I'm not surprised, I nearly tripped on it myself."

March 24th, 2024

A husband went out for a few drinks with his friends one Friday evening but ended up getting so drunk at their flat that by the time he came round, it was Sunday lunchtime. Realising that his wife would never forgive give him for the missing day and a half, he knew he had to come up with a plausible explanation. He was really struggling to think of a good excuse until he had a sudden brainwave. Calling home, he yelled down the phone: "Don't pay the ransom, darling! I've managed to escape!"

March 23rd, 2024

What do you get if you cross a automobile mechanic with an Egyptian mummy?
A toot and car man.

March 22nd, 2024

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

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