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Our Featured Clean Joke Archive

On this page you will find todays 'Our Featured Clean Joke' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Featured Clean Joke Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Featured Clean Joke' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, January 1st, 1970 to Thursday, January 1st, 1970.

There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Our Featured Clean Joke for Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

Brian: Are you having a party on your birthday?
John: No, I'm going to have a witch do.
Brian: What's a witch do?
John: She flies around on a broomstick and casts spells.

October 23rd, 2018

Who does a witch call in if her broomstick is stolen?
The flying squad.

October 22nd, 2018

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

October 21st, 2018

Did you hear about the werewolf's party?
It was a howling success.

October 20th, 2018

Where does Count Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.

October 19th, 2018

What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.

October 18th, 2018

"Well, Michael, I hear, you drove your car to London for the first time."
'I did that, George.'
'And how did you find the traffic in London?'
"Well, it wasn't as bad as I expected. When I got there, I found a parking space right away. It was in front of a fire station and there was even a big sign outside saying 'FINE FOR PARKING'."

October 17th, 2018

What kind of ghosts haunt hospitals?
Surgical spirits.

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