Here is our selection of humorous insults.
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Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
Keep talking - you'll think of something to say.
You're quite a charmer - I'll get you a snake and a flute.
His tree is missing some branches
He's only got one oar in the water.
His elevator does not go all the way to the top.
He's a few planes short of an Air Force.
He's about four cents short of a nickel.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Someone blew out his pilot light.