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Jokes about Boyfriends - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about boyfriends.

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How do you scare you boyfriend?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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My boyfriend's teeth are just like the ten Commandments - they're all broken.
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The girl asked her boyfriend, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her boyfriend "What's your phone number?"
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My ex-boyfriend sent his photograph to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying that they weren't that lonely.
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My new boyfriend has an iron deficiency.
His shirts always need ironing.
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My boyfriend reminds me of the sea.
You mean he's wild, romantic and restless?
No. He makes me sick.
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Why do you call your boyfriend laryngitis?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
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Mary: You look just like my favorite movie star.
John: really, which one?
Mary: King Kong.