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Jokes about Restaurants and Food - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about restaurants and food. As you might expect, there are lots of 'waiter' jokes
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Diner: I say waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, he won't drink very much.
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant and one says: "You know, the food here is terrible."
The other one nods her head and says: "Yes, and such small portions as well."
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Diner: Waiter, your tie is dangling in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry, sir, it's non-shrink.
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Diner: Waiter! This plate looks damp.
Waiter: Sorry, but you are mistaken sir. It's actually the soup.
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Diner: Waiter! What are these coins doing in my soup?
Waiter: Well, sir, you said you would stop coming to this restaurant unless you saw some change in the meals.
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Waiter. There's a hand in my soup.
That's not your soup sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Waiter. Are you sure this ham is cured? It tastes as if it's still sick.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Waiter! There's a button in my salad.
Sorry sir, it must have come off the salad dressing.
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Customer: Waiter, this chicken has no wishbone.
Waiter: Well sir, he was such a happy and contented chicken he had nothing to wish for.

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