Here is our selection of jokes about teenagers.
A teenager's bedroom is not messy, it is passage restrictive.
A teenager is not sleeping in class - he is rationing consciousness.
A teenager who changes the course of history is probably doing an exam at college.
Last night my son brought home a girl that he introduced as his girlfriend. She was so ugly I took him to one side and asked if she really was his girlfriend.
Well, he replied, she's all I can get when you won't buy me a car and you won't let me borrow yours.