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Mother-in-law Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of mother-in-law jokes.

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I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.
Did you have it put down?
No, of course not - I had its teeth sharpened.
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If it's not one thing, its your mother.
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Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law had died. What was the complaint?
Fred: We haven't had any yet.
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Wife: You're always complaining. I wish you would make allowances for my mother's little shortcomimgs.
Husband: I'm not complaining about her shortcomings. It's her long stayings I object to.
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A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."