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Mouse Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of mouse jokes.

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code.
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What must you do if you hear a mouse squeaking?
Oil him.
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What do you call a small rodent's carpet?
A mouse mat.
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What do rodents say when they play bingo?
Eyes down for a full mouse.
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What musical instruments do mice like to play?
Mouse organs.
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What is gray, has four legs, a tail and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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What do mice do at the weekend?
The mousework.
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Which mouse was a Roman Emperor?
Julius Cheeser.