Here is our selection of mouse jokes.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code.
What must you do if you hear a mouse squeaking?
Oil him.
What do you call a small rodent's carpet?
A mouse mat.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
Eyes down for a full mouse.
What musical instruments do mice like to play?
Mouse organs.
What is gray, has four legs, a tail and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
What do mice do at the weekend?
The mousework.
Which mouse was a Roman Emperor?
Julius Cheeser.