Here is our selection of 'what do you call', and 'what do you get' jokes.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
What do you call a woman with a foot on either side of a stream?
Bridget.
What do you call a man who is always available when you need him?
Andy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Who cares? He won't come anyway.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
What do you get if you cross a banana with a zipper?
A fruit fly.
What do you call a lady with both legs the same length?
Nolene
What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt