Here is our selection of 'what do you call', and 'what do you get' jokes.
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What do you call a beautiful cat?
A glamour puss.
What do you call someone who can't stop buying carpets?
A rug addict.
What do you call four large stones with guitars and drums?
A rock band.
What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
What do you call Mr Smith's half brother?
Arthur Smith.
What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.
What do you get if you cross an old grouch with a spaceship?
A moan rocket.
What do you call four bottles of lemonade?
A pop group.