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Here is our selection of 'what do you call', and 'what do you get' jokes.
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What do you call the socks a gardener wears?
Garden hose.
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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
You get a croaker spaniel.
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What do baby outlaws like to eat with their milk?
Crookies.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird that will not only deliver the message, but knocks on your door when it gets there.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dragon's ex-girlfriend?
An old flame.
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What do Egyptian mummies do to relax?
They just unwind a little.
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What do you use when a tree gets a puncture?
A lumberjack.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
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What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.

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