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Why Did Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of corny 'why did' jokes.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he liked to loaf around all day.
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Why did the newspaper reporter visit the ice cream parlor?
Because he wanted to get a scoop.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Why did the girl sit on her wristwatch?
She wanted to be on time.
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Why did the children walk backwards to school?
Because it was back-to-school day.
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Why did the old woman have wheels fitted to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to "rock and roll".
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because on the label it said 'wash and wear.'
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Why did the man with a pony-tail visit his doctor?
Because he was a little hoarse (horse).
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Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

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