Here is our selection of corny 'why did' jokes.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he liked to loaf around all day.
Why did the newspaper reporter visit the ice cream parlor?
Because he wanted to get a scoop.
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Why did the girl sit on her wristwatch?
She wanted to be on time.
Why did the children walk backwards to school?
Because it was back-to-school day.
Why did the old woman have wheels fitted to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to "rock and roll".
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because on the label it said 'wash and wear.'
Why did the man with a pony-tail visit his doctor?
Because he was a little hoarse (horse).
Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.