Why was the young woman's hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it.
Why was the ketchup the last one to finish the race?
It couldn't ketch-up.
Why was the Chinese chef always tired?
Because he wokked around the clock.
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
Why was the butcher worried?
His job was at steak.
Why was a shellfish driving a getaway car?
It was a smash and crab raid.
Why was the parrot wearing a plastic raincoat?
Because it started raining and it wanted to remain polyunsaturated.
Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.