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Why Was Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of jokes that start with 'Why was'?

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Why was the young woman's hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it.
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Why was the ketchup the last one to finish the race?
It couldn't ketch-up.
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Why was the Chinese chef always tired?
Because he wokked around the clock.
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Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
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Why was the butcher worried?
His job was at steak.
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Why was a shellfish driving a getaway car?
It was a smash and crab raid.
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Why was the parrot wearing a plastic raincoat?
Because it started raining and it wanted to remain polyunsaturated.
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Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.