Jokes about Marriage - 4

She wanted to marry a waiter, but he had reservations.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

I married Miss Right.
The trouble was that I didn't know that her first name was Always.

I started wearing my wife's glasses because she wants me to see things her way.

My wife really worships me. She puts burnt offerings in front of me three times a day.

My wife is very dear to me - she costs me a fortune.