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Your Mama Jokes - 3
Here is our selection of classic 'your mama' jokes.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code!
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney"!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!